FML, Today, my clinical instructor told me to stop being so negative, to get over myself, and to focus on nursing school. (-: Yeah, #8 is just trolling and looking for a rise out of canadians.

This is the version of our website addressed to speakers of English in United Kingdom. Sounds crazy? When you think of bungee jumping, images of being flung off a bridge with only a single rubber band between you and death may spring to mind.

With a 166 meter drop over the rapids of the Zambezi River, it’s one of the highest commercial bungee jumps in the world. I laughed when I read that. If you’re tired of jumping off bridges, try bungee jumping from the inside of a shopping mall! By 3pm the place was filling up.

I'm from Canada and I honestly don't get what this endless "which country is better" fight !

Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Um I'd rather be Canadian than American any day (i'm Danish btw but live in america). In America practically half the country is overweight and everyone there is prejudice of any country that isn't the same as them. For all I know there are just a bunch of people up there and together create Canada. I bet he took his time taking off the strap. Incorporating all of this into their company as well as operating under strict safety criteria, Tropical Bungee are the foremost bungee operator in Latin America. One piece or two - something will get exposed on several rides. Today, I went on the large bungee drop at the West Edmonton Mall waterpark. Other people were probably jumping in their swimsuits and it just so happens that HER bikini top decided to be a bitch. I sure don't! We stayed at Fantacyland hotel and were able to get half price passes. Well that’s half the point. I was there! The man thought this was hilarious.

more. I mean, she was trying to show off, and now she's done it for sure.

who fucking cares about your army??? read more. an adorable devil YDI for wearing a bikini. Otherwise there is a concession that takes all form of payment. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'll never forget that. Worlds highest,only permanent Bungee Jump over water.

The only reason she deserves it is for not tightening it enough before the jump. China was far superior to America; no litter on the city streets. Quick Description: Blue Thunder Bungee - Centre of Gravity is the world's tallest indoor bungee site and is located in the world waterpark at West Edmonton Mall in Edmonton, Alberta.

To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. Oh, and 74, don't think you have the right, as a resident of the most obese country in the world to call any other country fat. All the rides there are intense. A promotion image of the Bungee Jump tower. FML, Today, my mother texted me while I was at work asking me to pick up a door-stopper on my way home. FML, Today, my car broke down. Kids loved it and enjoyed a lot. To 74: The US may have larger military but have fun keeping them alive and prosperous without the immense amount of natural resources Canada supplies to the US and other countries. However my son was complaining of his eyes hurting after leaving the park and by late evening my face started to burn. You are an idiot. After finally getting the car towed to a mechanic, I was told that I'd only needed a new water pump, but thanks to the damage my dad did, fixing it all will cost me a small fortune. Cabanas were not needs as there were lots of places to sit in the morning. FML, Today, a creepy man on the subway said he liked my eyeballs. FML, Today, I was at my friends birthday party, dancing bare foot because my feet hurt from the heels. When I asked her why she explained that she and my dad were trying to make love but the dog kept pushing the door open. FML, Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. The reason Canada is less prolific in the world is because we don't do obnoxious and idiotic things like America has done for its well-earned reputation. Btw I wish I was the lifeguard. Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. From the Gouritz, you can try the “bridge swing” (a free-fall followed by a long, high-speed pendulum swing) and tandem jumps. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." Much prettier to look at."

why would we be your bitch?

My dad insisted he could fix it, but screwed up in the process. America has some resources but not as much as Canada does and Canada can hold heir own in a war but as far as I know America is far more badass. The most bungee jumps in a 24 hours period by a single person was set using this tower.

But because we had been There all day we were ready for the hotel. If you are a resident of another country or region, please select the appropriate version of Tripadvisor for your country or region in the drop-down menu. read more, The wave pool is a very good place to stay longer time.

Although perhaps not the most visually stunning jump you can do, nor the highest, this definitely brings its own unique stamp to the bungee jump circuit. AJ Hackett, founder of the original Bungee experience, has developed Auckland’s first permanent bungee site and the world’s first Harbour Bridge bungee. In permanent marker. The Bloukrans Bridge in South Africa is surrounded by the scenic beauty of the Tsitsikamma Forest right in the heart of the Garden Route.The Bloukrans Bungee has been officially recognized by the Guinness Book of Records as the highest commercial jump in the world, and to reach the bridge, you’ll be walking along a specially designed catwalk, suspended beneath the road surface. Thank you, your FML was submitted it will appear in moderation soon !

FML, Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. get laid! Well I hope hot girls wear bikinis to waterparks. Tiny but not bad. If you’re  tired of jumping off bridges, try bungee jumping from the inside of a shopping mall! The package includes a full day of bungee jumping, rock climbing and paragliding, as well as transportation and meals. This morning I have woken up with a red, swollen face with sore, painful swollen eye lids. @69-we'd be your bitch just because you're fat? Located inside the internationally renowned West Edmonton Mall, Blue Thunder Bungee is the highest indoor jump in the world at the time of publication.

We had no problems. Fee could seem a bit on the high side but it's worth to be on the beach on a cold winter day than paying hundreds of dollars to visit the south. FML, Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. If I put anything else in her food bowl, she viciously attacks the bowl until all of the food has spilled out. Click here to learn more or control your settings.

I guess that explains why I only got $400 dollars in student aid, not the 1,200 they said I'd get. full bladder Download the app for iOS.

When you go to a waterpark, almost everyone is in a swimsuit. Some see it as the fastest way to see the harbour, and this jump should be enough to satisfy hardcore adrenalin junkies. Awkward doesn't cover it. Having proven myself innocent, I tried to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. It's amazing to be in the world's largest indoor wave pool.. Also visible in the background is the Lazy River.

They wee only situated in Canada. Fun fact about Canada. She caught the bouquet. Canada is a great nation, but so is America. FML, Today, I was in a meeting at work.

Awesome sightseeing for tourists :) who says Edmonton doesn't have any tourist attractions XD!

I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole.

This review is the subjective opinion of a TripAdvisor member and not of TripAdvisor LLC, Recommended experiences in and around Edmonton, Science Museums, Observatories & Planetariums, Children's Museums. 4 Answers.

Billed as the first commercial bungee site in the world, the Kawarau Suspension Bridge is just 23km outside New Zealand’s adventure capital, Queenstown. By clicking on or navigating the site, you agree to our use of cookies. I am from Great Britain and all I can say is that no one across the lake even cares about Canada. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. If you’re still hungry for more,  try the Sky Tower Jump, a cable controlled base jump. Feel like sharing it with the other FML users? Victoria Falls, located on the border of Zimbabwe and Zambia, is the widest curtain of falling water in the world, and a bungee jump here is an experience not to be missed. - United States - Houston. FML, Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. As far as I know he only time that the USA has ever fought Canada was in the war of 1812, and that was England not Canada. The Bloukrans Bungee jump in South Africa takes off the Bloukrans bridge – a staggering 216 meters off the ground! As the area crosses two country borders, you’ll need your passport if you wish to view the falls after your jump from the Zambian side (which is even more spectacular! The jumps are operated by the company Kiwi Extreme, who have been jumping off the bridge every day for the last 10 years (so you’re in safe hands! And just because we can blow shit up doesn't make us a good country. Above the raging rapids of the river is a specially designed suspension bridge, one of the highest bungee jumps in the world. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Said workers then burst a water pipe and flooded my entire apartment in the time it took figure out how to turn it off. There's a reason that our two countries have lasted peacefully since 1812, and that is because we don't make jackass comments like yours unclevercomment_FYL. Favorite Answer. So go eat a dick. Testing it himself by jumping off the Eiffel Tower, Hackett brought the concept and the company to New Zealand (still considered theplace to bungee by many), before developing it in other locations around the world. I suspect this is down to excessive chlorine in the water and will now exclude me from exposure to the sun for the next few days of my holiday. WEST EDMONTON MALL - Largest Shopping Mall in North America - Duration: ... Our View of Terry Bungee Jumping at West Edmonton Mall 16th Oct 2011.MOD - … FML, Today, my father cut my hair for the first time. FML, Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters.

shouldn't have worn a bikini top on a bungee jump then, should you? FML, By Teenagers who were a bit to "cool" to say hi or chat. ), Book hostels in Victoria Falls for your jump.

Although there are plenty of other jumps you can do in Queenstown, this one is the original, which adds a little authenticity to your jump. America will not defend us in the event of an attack for free, they would obviously expect concessions on oil and hydro. This is a fun place to visit, it offers a few other attractions besides waves coming at you, but there in Bungee Jumping as well.This is a great place during the summer to take your kids and cool them off.